I'm Nic. This is my personal blog filled with random, funny stuff I like. I'm 18 so if I put NSFW stuff please don't come in my ask and yell. If you ever want to ask me anything, feel free! I won't bite too hard.
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"