im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions
No, you did it right. 

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

No, you did it right. 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

A conversation I had with a stranger yesterday

  • Me: You have to live for something
  • Stranger: Then what do YOU live for?
  • Me: Death
  • Stranger: That's hypocritical. You can't live for death.
  • Me: Maybe so but it's the only thing that imminent.

Nothing. And I mean NOTHING. Will make me happy like watching the Truffle Shuffle

(via carnivoresandbrainiacs)

(via zoros)

the bottom left is what I’d send my husband

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

When I’m going through the customs with all my smuggled moonshine and smoked meats

serbianissues:

(via the-sweetest-thingx)

Its a pretty hot sandwich

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

The restless thoughts of your average somebody! Follow or ask! Sleep well my friends.

view archive



Ask me anything